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HILARIOUS!
Parody to
John Lennon’s
COLD TURKEY
about
Thanksgiving Dinner
Family Dysfunction

Source: YouTube
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I’m Packing
My Bags…
These Are
The Coolest
Places On Earth!

From a circus town in Florida to a Dwarf metropolis in China, we take you around the globe as we look at 10 of the most bizarre places to live on the planet.

Would you let us know in the comments which town you would like to live in?

Source: YouTube

These Magnificent Animals
Have The Most Amazing
Long Stylish Hair.

They Are All So Beautiful!

1. Long-Haired Guinea Pig
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2. Angora Rabbit
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3. Siberian Cats
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4. Gypsy Vanner Horse
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5. Hairy Caterpillar

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6. Polish Buff Laced Chicken

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7. Afghan Hound

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8. Spotted Apatelodes Caterpillar

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9. White Silkie (bantam) Hen

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10. Duster Budgie

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11. Fluffy Hamster Eating Brocolli

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12. Mary River Turtle With Punk Algae Mane

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Source: http://www.Boredpanda.com

Totally AMAZING How
Digital Photography
Can Capture Such
Amazing Photo
Right At The Perfect Timing!

These Are Fantastic!

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Here’s Some Great Jokes!
Happy Holidays!!

Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes Thumb
TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #1
Just before Thanksgiving, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is weather report that you should email,tweet, or skype to your Mom.

This Thursday Turkeys will thaw in the morning then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid and if you bother the cook be ready for a severe
squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be
expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #2
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #3
Two Cannibals are having Thanksgiving Dinner…
One turns to the other and says: “You know I just can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other replies: “Then try the mash potatoes.”

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #4
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #5
It was just after Black Friday following Thanksgiving in a local county courthouse where a judge was questioning a stupid looking prisoner.

He asked the prisoner who was in the dock ‘What are you charged with?’
The prisoner wise cracked ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early’.
‘That’s no crime’ said the judge. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’
‘Before the shop opened’ answered the prisoner with a silly grin.

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #6
You know you’re American when you line up at 3am on Black Friday so that you can save $5 at Walmart!

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #7
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #8
Why do turkeys always go “gobble gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #9
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

TOP 10 Funny Thanksgiving Joke #10
‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen Flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes
Pickles and carrots beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
Till all of a sudden I rose off the ground !!

I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky.
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

 

Source: http://jokefarm.blogspot.com

WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE!!!

Angry Grandpa Ruins Thanksgiving LOL….
The End is HILARIOUS!

Damn! Give this guy a Quaalude!
Anyone Want Some Marshmallow Souffle?

LOL Watching this just released all my tension LMAO!


Source: YouTube

Best Funny Banned Commercials of 2013

Oh… Come on..
Just run these commercials!

These are GREAT! LOL

Source: YouTube

Cluck Cluck! Ha!

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Genius Redneck Inventions

Part 3 – 25 Pics

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Genius Redneck Inventions

Part 2 – 21 pics

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