OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS

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  1. MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
    Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
  2. LONGEST PUBES
    Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
  3. MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
    Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ZITS In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch.
  4. WORST DRINK
    The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
  5. MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
    This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a ‘Cunt Pump’.
  6. GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
    Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a ‘substantial’ amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
  7. LONGEST TURD
    The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a ‘staggering turd’ over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
  8. MOST PROLONGED FART
    Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

    Source: Original Material

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Comments
  1. horse4myass says:

    jaimerais suçer et avaler toute le sperme de 500 mecs et plus!!…et etre enculé et rempli de sperme par 300-400-500 mecs et plus!!!……etre fisté par 3 ou 4 mains en même temps,je suis un homme transgenre,jm etre habillé en femme et j’adors suçer et avaler plein de sperme…mmmmmm…j’adors aussi me faire remplir les fesses de sperme!…j’aimerais même battre des records du mondes sexuel comme avaler 2-3 litres de sperme!!!…recevoir 100-500-1000 éjaculations bareback!

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