AneurisMIt’s a TOUGH JOB Being a WOMAN!
Let’s Give them all a round of APPLAUSE!
Having to shave, basically everywhere.
And this takes time and patience and almost ALWAYS ends up in blood loss.
Having a period.
Would you like to bleed through a crevice for DAYS? I didn’t think so.
And, as if having a period wasn’t enough, we get bloated on our periods!
It’s SO GREAT!
Burning your face with a curling iron/ straightener.
:: Tries to look pretty, makes it worse. ::
Trying to look FABULOUS then having it ruined by your hair sticking to your lip gloss/ Chapstick.
NO, YEAH, it’s fine. Make me choose between chapped lips and not eating hair.
The pain that is wanting to look sexy in skinny jeans, but not being able to safely put on skinny jeans.
WHAT ARE THESE, JEANS FOR ANTS?
And we get hormonal acne!!!
Thanks, life!!
Dealing with being catcalled like it’s NBD, and trying to look chic while flicking them off.
Trying to get the wings of your eyeliner to match.
WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS, ANYWAY?
Getting paid less than non-ladies.
BUT BEING JUST AS MUCH OF A ~BOSS.~
And, dealing with the struggle of being so. damn. FABULOUS.
Having a time limit on when you can have biological children.
Thanks, life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have long hair, you have to tame it out every day.
Can’t just roll outta bed.
Wearing high heels, and pretending that it doesn’t hurt like HELL.
Blisters are now a fashion statement.
Having to deal with ~emotions.~
Wanna have a good day? TOO BAD LOL! — Hormones
Trying to figure out makeup.
What is “contouring”…?!?!?!?!?
Constantly being asked when you’re going to get married / have kids.
WHEN I FREAKING FEEL LIKE IT. THAT’S WHEN.
Trying to find a bathing suit.
Hmm, do I want my boobs to fall out or show my vagina? LOL hard decision!
Not being able to take our shirts off when we’re BOILING.
Oh, don’t mind me, just dripping sweat all over the sidewalks.
And, if you decide not to wear makeup, being told you look ‘tired.’
Yeah, I’m tired, real tired of your BULLSHIT.
Having to lug a purse around in order to account for all the things we might need.
Tampons? Check.
Chapstick? Check.
Emergency Deodorant? Check
Money? Hopefully.
Having to wear a strapless bra or stick on bra.
Shit is ALWAYS falling down. Flashing everyone would be easier.
And if we don’t want underwear lines, we have to wear thongs.
Literal floss…for your BUTT HOLE.
Worrying about camel toes.
It is nearly inescapable.
Participating in any sort of movement while also having boobs.
Source: Buzzfeed
